A ranch visitor hand feeding bugs to an alpemu

After our talk about the differences between alpacas and emus, I thought I would share an instance in which these animals put their differences aside, creating a highly prized NEW breed of livestock.

Livestock of the Future – Introducing the

Alpemu!

This is THE Livestock Opportunity You’ve Been Waiting for. We’re proud to introduce you to – The Alpemu! It has many benefits as compared to other livestock:

• It doesn’t spit like an alpaca or llama
• With it’s pea sized brain, it’s not smart enough to get out of the paddocks.
• Because the front and rear legs do not match, they are really slow and easy to catch.
• 1 cria and 52 eggs a year!
• Eats hay, snails, slugs, flies, bees, ticks, and table scraps.
• Fiber for the quilt AND Feathers for the pillow!
• Powerful front legs can kill a dog or coyote, off load them with confidence at rest areas.

Of course there is a registry. Much simpler than the Alpaca Registry. Click here for more details.

Thanks to Rick Horn of All American Alpacas for allowing us to publish this on Alpaca Farmgirl. Rick is the mastermind behind the Alpemu. We have him to blame thank for this parody. Disclaimer: This is NOT real. No alpacas or emus were harmed in the process of photoshopping this blog.

December 3rd, 2008 | Tags: All American Alpacas, alpaca, Alpacas, alpemu, emu, emus, parody, registry, Rick Horn | Category: Alpacas, New Additions, Quotes | Subscribe to comments | Leave a comment | Trackback URL